timelordy-teganbreann:

enoshimatroll:

enoshimatroll:

today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i panicked so i just blurted “i’m a lesbian” and then he got really quiet 

if this gets to five hundred notes i think i’m going to throw myself off a cliff 

I really hope she didn’t throw herself off a cliff

(Source: imovedbye)

timelordy-teganbreann:

enoshimatroll:

enoshimatroll:

today i accidentally dropped my pencil and when i reached down to get it i had this really awkward hand touch with a guy that was going to pick it up for me and he goes “oh i see how it is” with a flirty face and i panicked so i just blurted “i’m a lesbian” and then he got really quiet 

if this gets to five hundred notes i think i’m going to throw myself off a cliff 

I really hope she didn’t throw herself off a cliff

(Source: imovedbye)


in-ternalised:

freelovemovement:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I love this man

Haha

(Source: thetwelfthtardis)

  • Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
  • Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
After a while, you learn the difference between holding a hand, and falling in love. You’ll learn kisses don’t always mean something. Promises can be broken just as easily as they were made, and as hard as it is to believe, sometimes goodbyes are forever.
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After a while, you learn the difference between holding a hand, and falling in love. You’ll learn kisses don’t always mean something. Promises can be broken just as easily as they were made, and as hard as it is to believe, sometimes goodbyes are forever.
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